Hey my name is Sandra and I’m 18. I usually just go on Tumblr to have a few jokes and interesting posts. So bear with me since I’m not your average blogger. >.Tumblr (3.0; @suddensurprise)http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d5638c92ee98d1a15cca223c4e50e50/tumblr_mn6sxe2O7n1qb3ki0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meta-life.tumblr.com/post/51054740055/shiba-squad">meta-life</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>shiba squad</p> </blockquote>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/51119499264http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/51119499264Wed, 22 May 2013 19:33:09 -0700Cynical Sarcasm<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39773e27d4284cf9fbb507e0c976953a/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d4b89753557a0e0e0bc420954885dcc7/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/22db3f81f67d306173b3f8d01575309e/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0eb456a675d499f0473d090572c140c9/tumblr_mn5f7hOiaO1qzqvm2o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p>He’s my hero. </p>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/51118285250http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/51118285250Wed, 22 May 2013 19:18:06 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16742ce1beb8dd9f7373e699da889bed/tumblr_mn361vf2YN1r7l2zao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://askthosesillystickmen.tumblr.com/post/50909722581/so-that-just-happened">askthosesillystickmen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So, that just happened…</p> </blockquote>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/51054209070http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/51054209070Tue, 21 May 2013 23:21:03 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcto2mkniR1qg39ewo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hayfuckyou.tumblr.com/post/36784259551/yumcircles-if-you-close-your-eyes-just-as-it">hayfuckyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yumcircles.tumblr.com/post/36784098255/if-you-close-your-eyes-just-as-it-crashes-you">yumcircles</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel really relaxed because your brain thinks you’ve actually died for a second.</p> </blockquote> <p>it scares me how relaxed my brain actually was when i closed my eyes wow</p> </blockquote> <p>forever reblog</p> </blockquote>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50872806736http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50872806736Sun, 19 May 2013 18:53:22 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://t3sticl3z.tumblr.com/post/39858930854/i-hate-when-guys-say-wow-its-ssoooo-unattractive">t3sticl3z</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like”</p> <p>U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK</p> <p>ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC</p> <p>BITCH</p> </blockquote>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50872386901http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50872386901Sun, 19 May 2013 18:48:11 -0700lmfaololthat escalated quicklydouble standards<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pattinsin.tumblr.com/post/49166041766/i-actually-have-a-fashion-taste-that-is-completly">pattinsin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear</p> </blockquote>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50872298030http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50872298030Sun, 19 May 2013 18:47:03 -0700trueforreals thoufashion<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44yr5mL3E1r7mezeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://celestial-dreamers.tumblr.com/post/50452552916/malcology-they-will-find-this-portrait-3000">celestial-dreamers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://malcology.tumblr.com/post/24263399609/they-will-find-this-portrait-3000-years-from-now">malcology</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it</p> </blockquote> <p>Downeyism</p> </blockquote>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50779765595http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50779765595Sat, 18 May 2013 19:36:46 -0700““Do not educate your child to be rich. Educate him to be happy so when he grows up, he’ll know the value of things, not the price.””<br/><br/> - <em>(via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://forlovers.tumblr.com/">forlovers</a>)</em>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50779442693http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50779442693Sat, 18 May 2013 19:32:10 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sodamnrelatable.tumblr.com/post/47947341040/when-a-person-i-dislike-hugs-me">sodamnrelatable</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="223" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll0aq1N8rW1qior83.gif" width="321"/></p> </blockquote> <p></p>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50777490227http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50777490227Sat, 18 May 2013 19:03:59 -0700thruth<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dthyRKMp1qaw44ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mikeyhasabeard.tumblr.com/post/50627735689/awesomephilia-shawna-marie-supposedly-there">mikeyhasabeard</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomephilia.com/post/50624084505/shawna-marie-supposedly-there-is-a-new-study">awesomephilia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shawna-marie.tumblr.com/post/27518988973/supposedly-there-is-a-new-study-that-says-when-a">shawna-marie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.</p> </blockquote> <p>Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%</p> </blockquote> <p>HA!</p> </blockquote>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50777182673http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50777182673Sat, 18 May 2013 18:59:31 -0700MUSCLES<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c49834eada789f740393716e15725196/tumblr_mmpn23FADi1s8avy1o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://k1mkardashian.tumblr.com/post/50632279841/lvl-100-coochie">k1mkardashian</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>lvl 100 coochie</p> </blockquote> <p>OMFG!! WHAT IS THIS? i NEED TO WATCH THIS MOVIE!! SOMEONE TELL ME NOW! </p>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50777126407http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50777126407Sat, 18 May 2013 18:58:40 -0700OMGVAGINABLACKHOLEJAPANESEASIANBIZARREPUSSYPOWER RANGERS<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f8af031f5c4441390bdde26ad8917b8/tumblr_mmw7sy4TJT1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://miss-afro-ninja.tumblr.com/post/50588734473/she-doesnt-even-know-it-yet">miss-afro-ninja</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>she doesnt even know it yet…</p> </blockquote> <p>This picture will probably traumatize and confuse every man who thought they had certain knowledge of the period. </p>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50777004158http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50777004158Sat, 18 May 2013 18:56:00 -0700periodsmenstrual cycletraumaomg<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7eb87fa9dbf25647a95b0bcbc90240dd/tumblr_mhnwpwUQGm1s3nvi3o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bcb82e898aa8cb70d5e6b98e6a326014/tumblr_mhnwpwUQGm1s3nvi3o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a66b6bc235c7ec108358ff512ebebac/tumblr_mhnwpwUQGm1s3nvi3o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/03dac5ecbb0388039366c9e528b5b868/tumblr_mhnwpwUQGm1s3nvi3o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4eac91c1e46c83c9abaa8148f1560b85/tumblr_mhnwpwUQGm1s3nvi3o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0e627f890bd26d79fc23bdea78facd32/tumblr_mhnwpwUQGm1s3nvi3o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2cc4cdb96009eb945ab30a92136da47d/tumblr_mhnwpwUQGm1s3nvi3o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/243bc143260b7508cbef27aab6b3e4a4/tumblr_mhnwpwUQGm1s3nvi3o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.1000notes.com/post/50487402720">the-absolute-best-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://michelleev.tumblr.com/post/42215633156/guys-remember-when-zack-and-cody-went-to-a">michelleev</a>:</p> <p>gUYS REMEMBER WHEN ZACK AND CODY WENT TO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE AND ESTEBAN WAS THE SASSY ESTEBANITA </p> <p class="gone"><em><small>This post has been featured on a <a href="http://www.1000notes.com">1000notes.com</a> blog.</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50776883612http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50776883612Sat, 18 May 2013 18:55:04 -0700hotel tiptonzack and cody<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/914bb2c9f982bef4e487b70752ea86e6/tumblr_mmyfx7Snbl1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/50664340787/via">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1eiqg7/i_bet_charizard_grills_a_mean_steak/">via</a></p> </blockquote>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50776555107http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50776555107Sat, 18 May 2013 18:50:12 -0700pokemonhells kitchen<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/313e115cbe5ab746724e3bda4bbf8e00/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cd44e2db0324e64cb16cb5ea8a0b4aa2/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc3cc7f007f737bc7b2fc7c13e0af9f3/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/847773f779376eedd2ab362ff5d50bdf/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3f90f7a814e5b492de0b8a1908558ac1/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd0b6e6e043f8883de315be3503d6129/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9d5463a43c833c7cce5bd2450e078ad/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef9b35eab3d7a244c7d88522bd021e41/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/467aa4c8d140722d793678b9e4f2f836/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bd977931ca0312044d7f66cb0f6b043e/tumblr_mmy6gfZroj1qz581wo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swearingisforartstudents.tumblr.com/post/50660172457/swampbl00d-buzzfeed-george-takei-responds-to">swearingisforartstudents</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swampbl00d.tumblr.com/post/50659542014">swampbl00d</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://buzzfeed.tumblr.com/post/50653946815/george-takei-responds-to-traditional-marriage">buzzfeed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. </p> </blockquote> <p>Love.</p> </blockquote> <p>Please tell me where this island of men is</p> </blockquote>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50776380889http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50776380889Sat, 18 May 2013 18:47:39 -0700this guyis amazinggodbiblegaylgbt<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39cc4d23de37617f7df9b470acb96e5e/tumblr_mmt6zkw5AR1qa7idto1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50776155265http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50776155265Sat, 18 May 2013 18:44:18 -0700commericalhotdogawkward<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2cc3da2b9a3407677902c5070e1f586c/tumblr_mls517jtPc1sp81hbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ronaldweaseley.tumblr.com/post/50295801528/lindsaylohangmyself-hellyeahbaldbritney">ronaldweaseley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lindsaylohangmyself.tumblr.com/post/50295549115/hellyeahbaldbritney-britney-vs-berlin-wall">lindsaylohangmyself</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hellyeahbaldbritney.tumblr.com/post/48801784735/britney-vs-berlin-wall">hellyeahbaldbritney</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Britney vs. Berlin Wall</em></p> </blockquote> <p>it’s sad how the american educational system doesn’t teach that britney helped tear down the berlin wall :// </p> </blockquote> <p>A true hero</p> </blockquote>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50775743091http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50775743091Sat, 18 May 2013 18:38:14 -0700britneyberlin wall<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1039b4b52b96fd43fae7854f05425f84/tumblr_mn0mbo9JLi1r78cbco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50775272300http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50775272300Sat, 18 May 2013 18:31:07 -0700spongebobtampax<blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL<br/>AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING</p> <p>WHAT DO I DO</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mah1muq5AR1rr9kuy.jpg"/></p> <p>ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES</p> </blockquote> <p>FUCK</p> <p>IT DROPPED MORE BABIES</p> <p>MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY<br/>AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mah1yvPKoQ1rr9kuy.jpg"/></p> <p>YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES</p> <p>FUCK MY LIFE</p> </blockquote> <p>There is only one solution:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mah70nNXrG1r5q3tq.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50406524402http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50406524402Mon, 13 May 2013 23:56:37 -0700spidersthe worst scenarionightmare<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21900c360a528f3201d7357f97a0d80c/tumblr_mhxw2rU8AK1qb78qno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50406379275http://suddensurprise.tumblr.com/post/50406379275Mon, 13 May 2013 23:52:17 -0700phinneas and ferbfucking candicemom